Ninja Turtles

Tonight my friend Kayleigh was wearing a ninja turtle hoodie and it reminded me of this story. When I was a kid I LLLOOOOVVVEEEDDD Ninja Turtles. I had every cartoon known to man and actually watched the movie (the first one.. of course) in the theater (my fam didn't go to the movies much). So anyway, one night we were in WalMart and the lady on the loud speaker said that if anyone knew what Michaelangelo's (how do you spell that?) first words were (in the movie... not real life) that they would win a gift certificate and I won. (His first words were Pizza... PIZZA.) It was the first time that I won anything (out of two... Bon Jovi Tickets was the other). I bought Raphael's swords with it. IT WAS SO EXCITING!!!

I used them to kill a Power Ranger.

Ninja fight or hanging light?

Ninja?

It is rumored that when James' mother paddled him with the He-Man sword that he and the sword became one making him a small ninja-man-boy-turtle:

"He wasn't like the other boys. While we were shooting hoops he would be beating up small leprechauns with weapons he made out of pine-cones or broom-sticks." -Scooter (childhood friend)

"I heerd that he was traneded by them ninja turdels." -Buck (some hick that knew James)

"He threw things with pinpoint accuracy. From hot dogs to cups to oatmeal to dentures." -Matthew (Flying Hot dog victim)

"I saw a bright light and then felt excruciating pain on my forehead." -Travis (Flashlight attack victim)

"I saw a bright light and then felt excruciating pain on my forehead." -Travis (Cell-phone attack victim)

"He ninja-kicked me in the neck just because I was running after him to hurt him." -Lyndsie (Daughter)

"He's very, very sneaky." -Shellee (Sister)

"We never saw it coming." Patty (Random leprechaun)

Those who regularly spend time with James say they still see ninja-like tendencies from time to time.

Have you noticed any ninja-like tendencies in James?