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It is rumored that when James' mother paddled him with the He-Man sword that he and the sword became one making him a small ninja-man-boy-turtle:
"He wasn't like the other boys. While we were shooting hoops he would be beating up small leprechauns with weapons he made out of pine-cones or broom-sticks." -Scooter (childhood friend)
"I heerd that he was traneded by them ninja turdels." -Buck (some hick that knew James)
"He threw things with pinpoint accuracy. From hot dogs to cups to oatmeal to dentures." -Matthew (Flying Hot dog victim)
"I saw a bright light and then felt excruciating pain on my forehead." -Travis (Flashlight attack victim)
"I saw a bright light and then felt excruciating pain on my forehead." -Travis (Cell-phone attack victim)
"He ninja-kicked me in the neck just because I was running after him to hurt him." -Lyndsie (Daughter)
"He's very, very sneaky." -Shellee (Sister)
"We never saw it coming." Patty (Random leprechaun)
Those who regularly spend time with James say they still see ninja-like tendencies from time to time.
Have you noticed any ninja-like tendencies in James?
5 comments:
He is so sneakey
Ihave never seen anyone hang a projector with such pinpoint accuracy and speed in all my life!!!!!!! Seriously!!!! I went to the bathroom, came back and WHAAAAAAM!! It was done! If thats not ninja like i dont know what is.
well...now that I think about it...I once walked in on James in black tights and a black ski mask...he was murmuring something...i couldn't quite make it out but it sounded like..."wax on, wax off"
who hasn't?
that time that you you were chasing lyndsie with the wooden spoons and we didnt see you for like 10 minutes when all the sudden ALL THE LIGHTS WENT OUT. only a true ninja could have pulled that off. or an electrition.
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