Faster than a speeding sloth...

Once in junior high my track coach made me run the 400. Now I am not sure how much you know about track and field but that is an entire lap around the track (and guys who are good stride/sprint the whole thing). Needless to say I was not very happy with my track coach. So I decided to do what any normal guy that despised running and only wanted to do the triple jump would do... I jogged it!!! I'm not talking about a hearty jog that gets your heart-rate going, I'm talking about and fast walk with a little hop in it. I was so slow that the announcer literally had to ask people to clear the track because there was still a runner. I put the icing on the cake I did a beauty-queen wave the entire time I was in front of the bleachers. My coach was not happy (at least that made two of us).

I was a terrible kid!!!

Have you ever done anything like this?